Narrow Appeal Humor (aka I only had low numbrt of friends who truly got me in high school)

Here Is What My Voice Mail Message Said Circa 2000 - 2003:

You've reached A Willy
Leave a message at the tone
If you ain't got a message,
Fool hang up the phone,
But I know you wanna talk,
and You know it too,
so at the beep,
You know what you gotta' do!

So there is my bit of hilarity for the hour.