Saturday, June 9, 2007

Paul Whang is a Film Genius and Many Other Kinky and Delicate Things.


Mr. Paul Whang was accepted into a Parisian school for film study. He will be there this summer. He is a genius. He was the first one to show me "French Babies with Learning Disabilities." He is a genius of film and fashion. I tried to suck some of his brains out through his left ear with a straw... but his brain noodles are very tight because he doesn't do drugs (thanks to Rachel Leigh Cook's convincing piece, "This is Your Brain... on Drugs"). I called it.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Rehab? YES, YES YES!

Amy Winehouse's song "Rehab" is the least responsible artistic contribution that I have seen in recent years. Additionally, it is too kitschy. I will further explicate these claims:

1.) Kitsch: This pseudo blues re- creation is simply not good. Sure, Christina Aguilera was able to get away with "Candyman," that doesn't mean that the key to a pop hit is to transport to another era and defy one's perceived racial limitations. Am I gonna have to deal with another Joss Stone every three years? A Soulful British white girl shocks music industry by managing to have a modicum of soul. OLD NEWS!!!


2.) Artistic Irresponsibility: In an age where rehab is trendy, did Winehouse think she could cash in by making a rebellion against this trendiness? I don't think this gig has been blaring over at Promises!!! Typically when someone suggests that one should go to rehab, they're within reason. When they try to make you go to rehab, you certainly shouldn't just reactively deny their help. Perhaps I would have taken more kindly to Miss Winehouse, had she sang:

"They try to make me go to rehab,
i carefully considered the option.
I don't have 70 days.
So i opted for an AA program that was more convenient for my schedule and lifestyle,
thanks for your help
alcoholism is bad"




But no such luck. I suggest that Miss Winehouse get some help, especially now that the world has endorsed and made profitable her obvious problem with denial.