Friends vs. People Who I Have Never Met

In the debate between whether I like my friends more, or whether I like people who I have never met before - I would say that I like my friends more.


NYE 2008:

"It is getting too loud in here. This is the Upper West Side - there's nothing but old white folks over 50. That means if I've never seen you before in my life, you have to go. I'm serious - I've never seen you in my entire life. You, You, You, YOu, YOu and YOU: GET THE FUCK OUT!"

now how is that for running my social life like a well - oiled corporation...eat my shorts, finals clubs!!!